Inability to dance and San Diego sports
As I sat listening to my English teacher in class last week I began a list. I didn’t know exactly where I was going with this list until this very moment. It was a list of things that bothered me or I had a problem with. Then I thought to myself: “This list will make for many great blogs!” It started to grow and with my lackluster of an English teacher I got a lot written down in one class. It has anything from Girls to testing, and problems in college football to David Stern. My list grew to around 50 topics, so I have plenty to write about in the next month or so. So I guess to begin we first most thank Miss Doctor Sue Bennett. She really inspired many great topics to entrain all that might read.
First topic at hand is the terrible name the Padres and Chargers give the City of San Diego at times. The Padres take every great opportunity they have to succeed but somehow always seem to find a way to mess it up in the end. They have always had great talent down in the farm system, but they always seem to find away to get rid of them without really getting anything in return. Then when they do have one great talent make it to the “Big Leagues” they ruin it with a trade for some money and maybe a 6th round pick at the best. C’mon San Diego…You have such a great ballpark and it is going to waste with out using it to its full potential. I just wish to see the Padres become a true threat in a division that is already pretty weak some years. Then you have the San Diego Chargers who always show the potential to dominate the NFL but seem to screw it up by keeping weak links around the team. They just resigned one of the biggest weak links ever to step foot in the Chargers front offices, Norv Turner. Every season the sports analyst say the team has potential to make it to the super bowl, but some how they seem to mess it up year after year. San Diego I will never take my allegiance from these teams, but can we please use our minds and get out of these horrible ruts of nothingness.
Lastly, let’s talk about how terrible dancer I am. Every single day I wish I could shuffle. What is so hard about simply moving your body to a beat? I feel like a complete idiot when I am trying to show off any sort of movement you might call a dance move. Is it a simple matter of gaining self-confidence in my moves, or is it really a talent you have to be born with? I ask have been known to say down a pretty sick sprinkler and shopping cart, but can I really count those as moves to live by on the dance floor. Hopefully someday I find the answer to my dancing problems and I can hit the floor with a pop, lock and drop it! But, until then I guess I will stick to the two-step taught to me by Will Smith. It is simple, classy, and little work.
“K.I.S.S”
-Michael Scott
Tell my next edition of things that bother me I bid thee hasta la bye-bye!
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