Really.....I just LMFAO about PDA

People watching is one of my favorite past times.  I can be sitting in the park, store, or school and just sit and watch people for hours.  As I sit and watch people walk by doing there thing, it is always good to catch them in the act of doing something that they really didn't think anybody saw. 

One thing that makes me really happy is sitting and watching people skate board.  The whole time I am watching  I am praying for them to fall, and fall hard!  My favorite kind of humor is when I get to see people get hurt.  I don't know why this makes me so happy, but it does and I can't not laugh at a man getting drilled in his cojones by a board, ball, or any other fast moving projectile.  The happiness I receive from such experiences to others is just wrong I know, but how can one not be laughing there ass off when it happens.  When people put themselves in a spot for great failure, I find it a great opportunity to laugh and it really brightens my day(especially when it has been a tough day).  Words of wisdom from Nick:  Never underestimate the power of pain to either lift you up, or help you hit rock bottom.

Another thing on my mind as of late is the problem with PDA.  People, people, people.......the world is not asking for you to be making out in public.  We have invented cars, hotels, motels, cabins, houses with dark basements, rooms inside houses, and many other secluded private places that provide you privacy in the intimate moments.  No one wants to see two people with there hands all over each other in a public place.  If you are in the moment and you really need to get some lovin, go to your car or a dark private alley, or anywhere else I have mentioned above for your sexual activities.  Also please use protection if it comes down to it, because we don't know need these stupid minds of your bringing more stupid minds into the world.  PDA is a problem that needs to be dealt with, and I am willing to let you know that I am not going to take it.  I have set next to some couples during a sold out movie that think it is a good time to make out.  Well I am not one to say no to a good make out in the theater, but if it is a sold out movie have the respect for those around you.  This is a public service announcement to all those couples out there that don't think it is a problem.  If I am sitting next to you and have to listen to all the spit being exchanged between the two of you I will let you know how I feel.  Just ask the couple that decided to make out next to me during one of my new favorite movies "Moneyball."(if you haven't seen this movie you need to now before I hunt you down and make your life a living hell.)  If you are not going to stop sucking face during such a good movie I am going to turn to you and tell you it is annoying.....be prepared world because I am ready to make you blush and be straight up embarrassed.  

World lets respect the people around us and make PDA a thing of the past.  My word are set in stone(internet stone) and should be adhered to at all times.  I am wise beyond my years which leads me to believe that if you don't listen I will find you and it will make sure to make your future PDA will come with embarrassment and be as awkward as possible.      

Quote of the day:

"Cogito, ergo sum" (I think, therefore I exist!) -Rene Descartes